WTH? Athens: The Militant Next Door

By RobinWhetstone. Published July 11, 2012, in Flagpole. 
Pro life. Pro choice. Pro Obama. Pro Romney. Pro chicken. Pro zombie. People with something to say usually paste stickers to their bumpers and leave it at that. Not Matthew Barrick. He needs more than the back of a car for his message. He needs an entire truck. Read more >

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